Wednesday, May 13, 2026: Cerebras prices $5.5bn IPO as AI chips heat up; Anduril raises $5bn; Apple fights EU rules while Meta opens WhatsApp to rivals

Monday, May 11: OpenAI gets into consulting; OpenAI has a pre-IPO employee tender; OpenAI named in FSU shooting lawsuit.

Believe it or not, some non-OpenAI stuff happened today too.

Thurs, May 7, 2026: Cloudflare cuts; Coreweave & Coinbase earnings, Bumble axes the swipe, Nvidia invests in 5GW DC.

Cloudflare, Coinbase and Coreweave all start with C.

Weds, May 6, 2026: NVIDIA x Corning; SpaceX plots a 55bn fab; Samsung passes 1T, Adobe goes Agentic, Anthropic buys xAI compute, ARM CPUs in demand

Plus: Kids are beating age checks by drawing fake moustaches.

Tuesday, May 5, 2026: Apple lets iPhone users pick their AI; OpenAI ships GPT 5.5 Instant — bitcoin pops and a16z rings up a $2.2bn crypto cheque

Monday, May 4, 2026: OpenAI raises 4bn for enterprise; Sierra raises ~1B for CX; Anthropic goes to Wall Street; Palantir revenue up 85%.

All the big players out today.

Thurs, Apr 30, 2026: Apple smashes Q2: $111.2bn revenue; Samsung's doing fine too; Rivian beats; Hertz gets the Uber robotaxi contract.

OpenAI's goblin-mitigation techniques: EXPOSED.

Weds, Apr 29, 2026: AMZN & Alphabet beat, Qualcomm buyback pops 17%; Fed stays put at Powell finale; Pentagon clears Gemini; OpenAI sued for Shooting

Bonus Points: Dorsey resurrects Vine with "Devine." Lets see if it lasts longer than DIGG.

Tues, Apr 28, 2026: Cloud wars restart as Microsoft loses exclusivity with OpenAI; Pentagon AI deal lifts Alphabet; OpenAI faces trial & revenue miss

Huh, Nvidia still makes GPUs, like for gaming. Who knew!

Monday, Apr 27, 2026: OpenAI ends Microsoft exclusivity; Ineffable Intelligence 1.1B SEED (!); orbital solar powers Meta AI; Manus deal blocked; Claude agent deletes startup database; EU forces Android open

You thought the dry powder got soaked by GPUs: YOU WERE WRONG.

Friday, Apr 24, 2026: Google pours up to 40 billion into Anthropic; Cohere buys Aleph Alpha for 20 billion; Meta pivots to Amazon chips; Tesla begins Cybercab production

Thursday, Apr 23, 2026: Meta cuts 10 percent to refocus on AI; OpenAI ships GPT 5.5; Intel and Texas Instruments beat; Netflix approves a $25bn buyback

And: Apple Maps was Tim Cook's big Whoops.

Friday, April 10: Coreweave x Anthropic, France x Linux, Alibaba x HappyHorse, Snap x Qualcomm, iPhone x Ultra, plus: Artemis Return inbound...! TSMC goes big on revenue!

Thurs, Apr 9: Strait blockade drives oil higher; CoreWeave wins a $21bn Meta cloud bet; OpenAI shelves a risky model; Tesla revives the 2.

Intel and Google tie up for a new chip.

Weds, Apr 8: Did Adam create BTC? Apple rumoured foldable iPhone for September, Alibaba fires up 10,000 AI chips, Russian DNS hijack hits home routers

Tues, Apr 7, 2026: Anthropic locks down Mythos; Intel joins Musk's Terafab, Waymo starts robotaxis with Lyft, Google stealth releases Wispr competitor

Vertical tabs in Chrome!

Monday, Apr 6, 2026: Apple asks courts to pause App Store fee orders as Supreme Court petition looms; bitcoin buys, ETH hoarding, robotaxi outage and AI geopolitics follow

Mondays, amirite

Friday, Apr 2, 2026: Anthropic limits OpenClaw access & buys into biotech; Musk forces Grok on banks; US posts strong jobs, 50% of DC builds cancelled

Good Friday wasn't too bad, unless you're an Openclaw user

Thurs, April 2: March of the Crypto regulators, Google goes deep on edge inference w/ Gemma 4, Outlook goes to the Moon, OpenAI buys... a talkshow?

Weds, March 25: Meta Cuts headcount & loses court cases; SpaceX IPO? UK bans crypto donations, Reddit verifying, Claude Code Autonomy++New post

The 70's were the brownest time in human history so far.

Tues, Mar 24, 2026: Arm's AGI CPU; Apple retools Siri & pushes Apple Business; NYSE 24/7 tokenized trading, Oracle Fusion Agents, big year for Revolut

For all Mankind renewed for 6th season. Looks like I'll have to watch the first 5.

Monday, March 23, 2026: Beware the Ads of March: Apple's putting ads in Maps, OpenAI hires ex-Meta ad leader. Pentagon locks in Palantir, Leonid Radvinsky passes away.

Much crypto drama has also happened.

The Weekender: OpenAI vows mass hiring; Musk's TERAFAB; Apple lifts external storage prices and Samsung finally speaks AirDrop.

Note the Teck [sic] in the AI generated banner haha

Friday March 20th: Record Mac sales, WhiteHouse AI policy, Kalshi Raises, Kalshi Blocked, Cursor 2 & BSKY Raise.

Enjoy your weekend!

Thursday, Mar 19, 2026: Uber writes a big check for Rivian robotaxis; NHTSA escalates Tesla FSD probe; Meta shifts moderation to AI, MLB + Polymarket

Today's Site Outage: Largely resolved; Apologies!